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TOP FAVE STUFF!
Top Three fave Directors:
1. Quentin Tarantino
2. Henry Selick
3. Tim Burton
Top Five Fave Actors:
1. Steve Buscemi
2. Simon Pegg
3. Tim Curry
4. Johnny Depp
5. Doug Jones
Top Ten Fave Movies
1. Fargo
2. Jesus Christ Superstar
3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
4. Inglourious Basterds
5. Shaun of the
Dead
6. Little Miss Sunshine
7. SLC Punk
8. Pulp Fiction
9. The Nightmare Before Christmas
10. The Hunchback
of Notre Dame
Top Ten Fave Voice Actors/Actresses:
1. Danny Cooksey
2. Christine Cavanaugh
3. Scott Menville
4. E.G. Daily
5. Charles Adler
6. Tara Strong
7. Richard Horvitz
8. Kath Soucie
9. Nancy Cartwright
10. Tom Kenny
Top Three Fave Shows:
1. Home Movies
2. Moral Orel
3. Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law
Ooh here, and have these shameless self promotions:
- I WILL work for free. Just doing the voices alone make me smile. :D If you are willing to pay me, however, feel free
to do so too. XD I like money. :3 My paypal is flammingcorn@hotmail.com
- I will do ANY voice, alright? ANY voice. Male, female, you name it. I'm aware I sound like a dude, and will not be
offended if asked to do a male part. XD
- Accents...I suck at them. I'm a little southern sounding. I can try an okay British accent, but I wouldn't recomend
it. I'll try and practice some accents so I don't, you know, TOTALLY slaughter them. XD But for the meantime, they're not
my specialty. Just warning you.
- I use Audacity to record, if you're familiar with that. Dunno if that'll ever come up, but there's my programs if you're
interested.
- I'm a slow worker and a profectionist. I take a sec to do my voices to my liking. If you need speedy voice work, I'll
try my best, but it'd be better if you gave me time. :D
RIGHT. I think that should cover all the voice acting stuff. Any other questions, just ask. :D
ALSO…
While we're on the subject, I would suggest asking ONLY for commissions for the time being, but I am up for trades
from time to time. Go ahead and ask, you never know. As for requests, probably not. Be a REALLY good friend or catch me on
a REALLY good day. I wouldn't suggest asking for those though...
AND BE SURE to check out my webcomic, Heretic's Fork at both...
as well as...
AND IF YOU HAVE A DA ACCOUNT, then check out my club...
I...I think that FINALLY covers EVERYTHING. D: Seriously, my MySpace probably doesn't have this much info...
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Hi. :D My name is B. Roberts, but you can call me Corn or Bee. I'm a self-proclaimed nice person and think I'm rather
easy to get along with. I'm also insane, but not criminally, so it's still cool. XD I draw some weird crap. My anatomy needs
work. I don't like critique because I'm a jerk like that. XD If I haven't scared you off yet, please fell free to talk to
me. =D I'm a real chatterbox...
Yes, everything I draw does look pretty anorexic. They're not, they're just incredibly thin. Idaknow...
And please don’t ask why I like pairing REALLY skinny dudes with REALLY chubby chicks. XD I don’t know the
answer to that either. XD
In a nut shell:
- I draw stuff. Mainly skinny punk dudes, anthropomorphic food, and other stuff you wouldn't normally think of.
XD
- I collect comic books, usually of the obscure variety.
- I'm a total nerd. Comic books, technology, video games,
action figures, useless trivia knowledge...yeah. :D
- NO, I am NOT a transvestite. XD I do have ONE gender and it is the
one I was born with…I’m just really androgynous in nature and in some physical features…
- I tend to
look albino...I'm not. XD I'm just THAT pale...
- I have a morbid sense of humour. Accept this and laugh when I joke about
death or freak accidents. XD
- I'm the exact opposite of a vegetarian. I eat only meat and no vegetables. XD I do eat
fruit though. :3
- I’m not as badass as I let on. I’m actually a cute little ball of sunshine, NO LIE.
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I'm childish and horrifically immature. -_-
- I'm a total prude. Comes with the asexuality, you know? XD
- I
talk too much!
- I use the same emoticons over and over as well as too much…I apologize in advance for this.
Um...I think that about covers it. :D
And if you DO care to know more about me, here‘s the LOOOOOONG version...
Name: B. Roberts, otherwise known as Corn, Bee, or Johnny (we covered that earlier though)
Location: Kensucky. Yeah, I got bad teeth and talk funny.
Age: Twenty-years-old
Gender: Female
(YES, I’m a chick…I know it’s hard to believe)
Orientation: Asexual/heterosexual (basically, I
like to look, but not touch. XD)
Religion: Nondenominational (mostly Baptist followed by new-age Pentecostal)
Height:
5'2 (and no short jokes!)
Weight: 104lbs (more than I'd like to T_T I gotta weird little belly pudge…)
Description: I LOOK LIKE AN EMO FAG
Fav. colour: Neon green
Fav. book: Either 'Lord of the Flies' by William Golding
or 'Animal Farm' by George Orwell
Fav. movie: Fargo
Fav. animal: Bee of course, but I also am a fan of most cat-related
species
Random info: I have OCD (officially diagnosed by a professional psychiatrist, thanks), and am a raging insomniac.
I do catch SOME sleep, but it’s in little bouts at a time and very restless. I hardly ever sleep at night, it’s
usually during the day.
Hobbies include:
- Drawing (obviously, though it’s also a compulsion)
- Animating (though I’m really slow and no good at
it)
- Writing
- Collecting comic books and other nerdy stuff that comes with the territory
- Acting/voice acting
- Film making (haven’t actually MADE any YET, but am working on it. XD I suck…)
- Reading (but I gotta
be in a mood for it)
- Watching obscure cartoons and movies
- Over analyzing most cartoons and movies
- Watching
Adult Swim, entire schedule and all, even the repeats and shows I don’t like (I don’t sleep at night and I don’t
have a life, so it all works out…)
- Staring into space and/or giving into my compulsion when I forget to take my
medication
- Obsessing over various things, most recent including Tarantino films and anything involving Steve Buscemi…well,
namely Buscemi himself. XD
The bee‘s knees: Orange cats, chocolate milk, Darth Vader band-aids, cartoons, old stuff, comic books, bands no
one has heard of, musicals, Steve Buscemi, Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton films, the F-word (even though I never actually
say it), being angry, hating stuff, being overly-cheerful despite the previous likes, and of course DRAWING WEIRD CRAP. Ooh,
and myself. 8D
Not so much: Muscles, chick flicks, Family Guy, people who bash my religion for no good reason, proper anatomy, boyfriends
who think they're in control, sex, people touching me in general, love for the most part, people who use the term “OCD”
as meaning a neat freak, people who tell me to be quiet in the theater even though they have the right to, vegetables, vegetarians
and vegans without probable cause (ask about what I MEAN before you’re insulted please), and little preteens who thinks
they're SOOOO cool. Um, most stuff. Ooh, and myself. 8D
HOLY CRAP I’M SO SELF-ABSORBED. I never seem to shut up about myself… 
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